pühapäev, 30. märts 2008

Pratchett. Nõidade retseptid

Liitusin Ravelry´s Ankh-Morpork Knitters`Guild`iga ning peale pakivahetuste, tsitaatide ning annetuste teema leidsin nende foorumist veel retseptid. Nt.

A Colossal Waste of Good Beer

You need about one tankard of warm, flat, not-too-strong-smelling beer. The toughest part is getting it past Nanny. You don’t have to give it to her, you know. Look, I’m just saying it’s not easy. She has some sort of thingummy. Radar. Whatever. You just don’t know how to tell her no, you lump. Would you try? Um….
Anyway. After shampooing your hair, take the warm beer and work it through your hair, then rinse it out with cool water. It makes your hair very shiny and bouncy, and if you’re lucky, it won’t eat your comb. Better rinse that soap off your neck, too. Ah, who’d notice, anyway?

Granny’s Bare Bones Salt Scrub:

- Salt - Olive Oil

combine just enough olive oil with salt to form a paste. rub scrub on hands to exfoliate away dead dry skin leaving hands extremely soft and smooth. alternately, you can use sugar instead of salt for a gentler scrub.

3 kommentaari:

  1. Aga mul on Nanny Ogg's Cookbook :P
    Parim retseptihuumor üldse!

    VastaKustuta
  2. Mul ja Stuartil on ka Nanny kokaraamat. :) Vähe sellest - Struart on Nanny retseptide järgi ka oma sünnipäevapidu pidanud. :P

    VastaKustuta