teisipäev, 1. aprill 2008

Estonians...

  1. You use the word ‘normal’ if something is ok.
  2. When visiting friends abroad you bring along a box of Kalev chocolate.
  3. You attended a song festival at least once either as a performer or as a spectator.
  4. You know that going to the sauna is 80% about networking and 20% about washing
  5. You are nationalistic about Skype (it is actually an Estonian company)
  6. ‘Kohuke’ belongs to your menu
  7. You declare your taxes on the internet like all modern people
  8. You actually believed for a while that Latvians had 6 toes per foot when you heard that as a child
  9. You are convinced that Estonia is very strategically located
  10. You spent at least one midsummer in Saaremaa, Hiiumaa or one of the smaller islands
  11. You can quote films like “Viimne reliikvia” and “Siin me oleme”
  12. You spit three times around your left shoulder for good luck
  13. Words like “veoauto”, “täieõiguslik” or “jää-äär” sound perfectly pronouncable to you
  14. You like bold statements, such as this one…
  15. There can never be too much sarcasm
  16. You can at times drink hot tea to hot food
  17. You are disappointed that Jaan Kross never got the Nobel prize in literature
  18. It would not be suprising for English-speakers to find your name naughty (Peep, Tiit, Andres sounds like undress) or hippy (Rein, Rain)
  19. You have been to Finland
  20. You say ‘Noh’ (sounds like NO) even when you speak English, just to confuse people
  21. You know the lyrics to “Mutionu” and “Rongisõit”
  22. You would never mistaken Kreisiraadio for a radio station
  23. You would agree that wife-carrying is a real sport (at least as long as Estonians are winning)
  24. Your best friend’s girlfriend is your English teacher’s daughter and they live next door to your grandparents, who were colleagues with your advisor, who is friends with your…
  25. You think that any beverage below 20% is non-alcoholic
  26. You check the thermometer before going out
  27. You look in both directions before crossing the road, even if it’s a one-way street
  28. You grin very mysteriously when people ask about your national food
  29. You teach a non-Estonian speaker the word “Tänan” before “Aitäh”
  30. You put ketchup inside your pasta (french-cooked gourmet faire la fine manger pasta) in order to not to get the ketchup-bowl dirty
  31. You cheated on your wife/husband at least ten times but you still think you’re in a good marriage.
  32. When someone asks you “where is Estonia?” you quickly reply that it’s located in Northern Europe close to Finland…
  33. Your grandmother’s “purse” is an old plastic bag that has been reused several times
  34. Sour cream tastes good with everything
  35. A foreigner speaks to you in broken horrible Estonian and you go on and on about how wonderful their Estonian is compared to “the Russians’”
  36. You have ever worn or seen anyone wear “karupüksid”
  37. You have heard the phrase “Estonians are slow” at least once
  38. Kui sa saad aru, mis siia kirjutatud on
  39. You find yourself continually ignoring the gender in other languages
  40. You say ‘kurat’ as at least every second word
  41. You consider running to the shop at 19.50 on Friday evening to buy some booze, a sport
  42. You are a true Estonian when you come from Tallinn, because if you are from Tallinn you think Tallinn IS Estonia and that’s true of course that Tallinn is Estonia
  43. When someone says “Estonians are so beautiful” you answer almost without emotions “I know”
  44. You have tried to explain people that “kauboi” is actually a word in Estonian
  45. You don’t think that terviSEKS is a funny word
  46. You don’t find the Estonian equivalent to the expressions “twelve months”, “1002″ and “12 buses” remotely funny
  47. Even though you never met Toots, Teele and Kiir you know exact what they are like
  48. You grin when someone you know says that they bought a BMW
  49. You know how to end the sentence “Kui Arno isaga koolimajja jõudis…”
Ma ei mõista seda 46ndat, kohukesi kah eriti ei söö. Aga no mingi äratundmisrõõm mind tabas küll :D

EDIT! Unustasin lisada, et see pärineb Ravelry`st, Eesti grupist, kuhu Merike oli selle postitanud.

2 kommentaari:

  1. osade puhul rõõmus äratundmine, nii 15 ei kehti üldse mu puhul.

    seda NOH on paljud välismaalastest sõbrad-tuttavad kurtnud ja terviseks on aamen kirikus. eriti laudkonnas, kus nii 30-40 inimest ja pea kõik erirahvusest ja kui juhtuvad jälle mõned uued näod olema, siis küll neil on lõbu laialt, et kas tõesti seks, kuidas ikka seks jne. tüütus ruudus.

    VastaKustuta
  2. Ma olen kuskilt lugenud selle 46. kohta, et "kaksteist kuud" pidavat kõlama nagu "cocks taste good", küllap need muud on midagi sarnast.

    VastaKustuta